Dillion Harper on Oct. 23 @ 5pm PST
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Anxiety is real, don’t ignore it.

Whew, last week SUCKED big fat donkey balls dude! It was like I was in a tornado & couldn’t get out! Its times like that when you really see who has your 6! I am lucky that a few people care about me :O)

I try not to be negative in my posts here or my social media, but sometimes I am a little vulnerable and open with my feelings. Last week SO many things were going wrong for me that I really was having panic attacks-and on the verge of a big anxiety attack. I don’t often pay attention to the rude comments that people post, but obviously being in a fragile state of mind, I was a little more sensitive. Some fucktard decided it was ok to go on ALL of my posts that day & say I was making it all up & had no panic or anxiety. Like who the fuck are you bro to tell me what I am feeling. I give ya’ll an inside peek into my life, some more than others but because you see someone on social media, doesn’t mean you know them or have the right to talk shit. OH, don’t worry, I put said fucktard in his little dick place.

What was up you ask? Well, some bitch (a dude) hit my car & didn’t stop. Not major damage & I am fine but when you have a high performance vehicle, its costs a LOT & damages your bank account. Ended up not filing an insurance claim because over the next 2 years, I’d pay more in higher premiums than if I just paid outright to fix the mofo.

Then my fractured finger (if you don’t follow my IG posts), I was defending a girl-friend at the gym who was physically attacked and in the may lay & adreneline of it all, my finger was fractured. It has been super hard to work out & grip things, but I am getting it done. (that happened a few weeks ago)

I thought all was well with my fingers but all of a sudden after 2 weeks, my thumb started throbbing for no reason. I had my nail lady remove the acrylic & its black underneath. It must have also been hit in the may lay of the gym incident & I didn’t notice. An air pocket developed between my nail & my skin and it got horribly infected. I immediately call my Dr, who cannot fit me in supposedly and so I went to the ER Urgent care for them to tell me that they couldn’t treat me because the meds I needed only my primary Dr could give me due to something about my liver needing to be tested. LIKE WTF! So I spent the rest of Friday & saturday that week attempting to beg my Dr’s front desk people & nurse to squeeze me in…only to be told that they didn’t have time to ask her and they closed all day Sun. So I sat in pain and lived my life…not fully losing it yet. But….

Then my dog sitter tells me that she “has a life” and doesn’t want to sit at my house with my dogs while I am in Europe. (It was brought on by my calling her on a big lie she told me while watching them during my last photo shoot.) Which completely through me for a fucking loop. The ‘dog sitter’ is actually my mother who is not my mother, I am her mother. She’s a highly functioning alcoholic (which is why I rarely drink anything at all) who never wanted kids and had NO clue on how to mother a child. I raised myself & my siblings. I have helped her in ways that a child should not have had to help their parent. Not getting into all of that, but literally the LEAST she could do is watch my pups without complaining about it.

On top of all of that, my neighbor who I consider family, completely iced me out! After knowing what I do for over a decade & never judging me, all of a sudden, I am not good enough or Godly enough to be her family?! WOW, that was a shocker.

So I lose my shit, full blow panic attack….

I am blessed to be a really very strong person. I have been through a lot of strife in my life & it made me the person I am today. I am a little rough around the edges for protection and the strength I have to persevere is amazing to me at times. We’ll get into that another day.

Needless to say. Things always get better. The whole key is to stay as positive as possible! Its SO hard, I know! but the better outlook you have on everything, the easier it is to get through the miserable times. We all have them. My favorite quote is 10% of life is what happens to you and 90% is how you react to it. SO damn true!

So…my car is getting fixed, I worked quadruple over time to cover it. It could have been worse. And perhaps it was a wake up call for me to stop texting and driving! I have a VERY bad habit of doing so. I wasn’t at the time of the incident but maybe having to shell out all this money for it was the universes way of saying, YO, Brianna! Eyes on the road at all times! Nothing is as important than safe driving!

My fractured finger is still fractured and my grip still sucks but I bought some wrist straps with grips to help lift heavy without as much pain. It works actually pretty well.

My thumb is not on the mend….yet I was able to finally get in to see my Drs PA, who was really great.  However the meds I would have to take have a LOT of side effects and are pretty insane, so I will wait until I am done traveling & deal with it day by day. Its still hurting but really could be worse. HOPEFULLY won’t get worse without meds. I am thankful that I was not in Nice or Dallas or Baton Rouge. It could be way worse. Who cares about an ugly thumb for the time being?

The non-mother situation will always be there. I accept her for who she is and that she will not change. I am never going to have an actual mother.  She has agreed to “watch” my girls. If she actually does has yet to be seen, the lie I caught her in was that she said she was still at the house & let them go potty when I could see her on my cameras at home & my house texts me when she left at 6:20am when she was supposed to stay until 12pm. SOOOO, my very sweet cleaning girl & her daughter are my backup. And because she is going through a tough divorce (like brought her valuables & guns to my house to hide from him drama) I will have yet one more person backing up the backup. Sheesh!  They will hopefully come every day to help with the doggies. Play with them & love on them.

The neighbor that I considered a mother for over 10 years….I am still pretty upset about that. If she really is a woman of God, she would not be judging me or my life. Especially because she knew forever what I did, even gritty details…. I know she suffered the loss of her kids moving out & going to college, so perhaps she had a breakdown of some sort. Very strange but I cannot dwell or focus on those that do not care for me as I care for them. Time to move on.

So folks, you don’t always know what people are going through. Why not just always be nice? It costs you nothing. Everyone handles anxiety & stress differently. If you are going through something. Don’t be afraid to talk to someone, even if you think it burdens them.  That’s my biggest issue! I never want to be weak! However, it shows more strength to be honest.

I am fully intending to create more balance in my life so that I do not get overwhelmed as often. I encourage you to do the same. xo

 

Brianna Jordan

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HOT as _________

SERIOUSLY HOT in Vegas right now! OMGEEEE! I never get used to it! I definitely would not trade for somewhere horribly freezing though (like Minn-E-SOO-Ta LOL)! I’ll take a few months of going from AC to AC I guess :O)

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Guess I’ll just wear less clothing??!

Hope you are all amazing! Things are the same for me :O) working out, working, making HOT content for you lovers & being with my puppies & family!

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Feeling good & seeing my metabolism start working again!

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London & Mommy

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Rosie & Mommy

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Sexy content JUST for my members!

Super excited to see Europe again this year and am starting the packing process :O) Yay. Love my time there, I always come back with a better life perspective & appreciation for what I have. As always, I will write a detailed review on each city I travel to :O) You can see past trips by scrolling back to last August and the few years before that in Aug as well.

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On a previous trip in Mykonos, Greece

For now I will continue working my ass off right until I leave! Which means if you saw my INSTAGRAM post, you STILL have time to get your sexy worn panties! Email me NOW for details. Brianna@briannajordan.com SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, If you email me with some rude comments, I will delete you ;o)

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Panties worn ALL day & played in before mailing out!

Until next time guys! Just in case you needed a big wet kiss today….. XXOO

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Brianna

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Ask anything!

Hey guys! Well I invited you to ask me anything and was impressed with your Qs! So I am going to start answering now! This was so fun, I might do it again, so be on the look out for another post later this year!

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QUESTIONS…..

I definitely do! I love fan interaction & making new friends, so I have a variety of options for fans to book me for dinner or business meetings, parties and much more.

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  • __yadrielIf the money was right, if everything was laid on the table crystal clear, whether it be solo, GG, BG, would you ever consider shooting scenes with a major porn company? (Brazzers, N.A, Jules Jordan, etc)

Well, I already ave shot with just about every major company out there. Mainly solo and a few soft GG. You can ask them to book me again if you want to see more ;o)

For me personally, the money would never be right for BG since mandatory protection is not required with most companies. Even with health screenings, it can take months or even years for some STDs to show up. I go into depth on this in this blog, check it out, pretty interesting stuff! WHY DONT YOU FUCK ON FILM

From Brazzers HOT & MEAN

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  • __yadrielI read your blog on the BG topic, but didn’t seem like you closed the book on that completely.

While I don’t judge anyone else for what they do, I would definitely not consider ever doing BG. There are WAY too many girls doing way too much for pennies on the dollar. My fees for any & everything I do have always been considerably higher, and I do not foresee things changing before I am completely retired from this public life. I will and do see people that book me privately but it does cost a pretty penny ;o)

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Thanks! Its cliche but Pink is my fav color!

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  • b_nicky_bDo you see yourself exploring more deeply the fitness scene, i.e., competition, fitness modeling, or lifestyle in workingout and healthy eating? Thanks.✌

Good question! I have definitely given it some good thought since I am so passionate about it and I have had so much adversity surrounding my own health. I may possibly be looking into holistic nutrition, being that I was so inspired by Lyzabeth Lopez. If I went to school for that, it would really just be for the knowledge & to help others that are struggling…not really a career but more a labor of love. I am already NASM certified as a trainer but don’t train people. I give programs & nutrition plans to my friends and I have done some fitness modeling. I am not sure that I would jump into competition as it is very hard on your body & being that I just came out of metabolic damage (which was HELL!), I wouldn’t want to risk that                happening again…If by next year, I am completely healed and my thryoid is doing well (as I have hashimotos disease too), I might consider 1 comp. 😉

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  • ghess.suzuki81@thebriannajordan It is obvious you are focused on health and fitness and work hard to stay on track and hit your personal goals. What are your favorite food choices? What would you describe as the perfect breakfast or lunch? What bottled water meets your criteria? What is your favorite cardio exercise choice?

Thank you! Its always a valiant effort lol! In order to stay on track, I make sure that I treat working out and meal prep as part          of my job. If you take care of yourself & your body, it will reflect on everything else that you do…just like not taking care of it does. For meals I generally eat between 1800-1900 calories per day and for my blood type, a ratio of 35% protein, 25% & 40% carbs is what I do well on. These are all lean proteins, mainly chicken breast, filet mignon, bison or protein supps-all organic. ((I hate seafood! or I would eat more salmon)), carbs are usually brown rice, ezekial bread, potato, gluten free oats and the fats are usually mixed nuts, PB or a tiny bit of olive oil here & there. The point for me is to get the proper nutrition my body needs to sustain & maximize my workouts.

My go to cheat meals are generally NO protein, bleh (pretty much over it by the time the cheat meal comes), and either pasta or pizza and a very decadent dessert! MMMM I generally have 1 cheat meal-NOT day lol, every 2 weeks.

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Everyone gets on me for my bottled water consumption…I ONLY drink dasani. It tastes yummy to me where as arrowhead etc tastes bleh. (notice in my before pic I was stoked with my dasani’s because I hadn’t found any during my travels and I drink at least 8-10 bottles per day! Drinking one right now actually! AHHH lol!)

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No habla espanol (although I should! Blasted Rosetta Stone lol!)

  • kirk9664Do you know if the brass butts at the Riviera were saved before the demolition?

I’m so upset I didn’t know they were even demo’ing it until I saw the news that day & I didn’t even get a chip! I have no idea about the butts but generally they liquidate everything in estate sales before blowing it up!

  • titansfan91Hi there@thebriannajordan I was wondering, do you like video games? & if so do you have any game systems… & another thing, who are some of your favorite sports teams besides the GB Packers?!

HI! I used to LOVE nintendo, Super mario bros & had a gameboy for the longest time, I’m sure I have it somewhere. I just got too busy to play and I am not a fan of the newer games out there. Nintendo was dope in the 90s tho!

Packer fan, through & through. I don’t really get into many other sports unless I am playing them. I have way too short an attention span, so it bores the fuck outta me! lol  My watching football is a recent development over the last 3 years.

  • fatboy45andyYou discover that the person you’re head-over-heels interested in loves a good homemade and handmade dessert. What will you concoct when you have this person over?@thebriannajordan

I am an amazing cook, so just because I don’t cheat on my meal plan often, doesn’t mean I won’t go all out for the people I care about. For my most recent dinner party, I made homemade lemon cake & homemade lemon gelato…it was BOMB! I also make fantastic chocolate Lava cake, tirimisu (without coffee) and kind of bomb everything lol, too many to chose from!

  • fatboy45andy#2– What was the most embarrassing thing you have done while on a date?

When I was around 16 (I always lied & said I was 18 at least), I went on a date with a chef and argued with him over the correct way to pronounce prosciutto. I was saying, ProSKWEtoe HAHAHAHA! He gave up and was like, ok, I guess apparently,  she’s cray.

  • alexpete1988You are so beautiful inside and out Brianna, my question is how much does inner beauty/personality matter to you in a relationship/friendship?

AW, thanks! It matters quite a bit. I just dropped a friend because of how he treated wait staff while we were dining out once.

My bestie Tay Stevens & I

  • titansfan91do you have a snapchat? & if so do you use it often?

I sure don’t! Well I actually signed up for it & then decided that there are already enough ways for my fans to connect with me. I am also now allowing them to text me! All you have to do is go to TEXTBRIANNAJORDAN.COM  and add my contact  # to your list for free. I can send you pics that no one else sees and coming soon, videos! MUCH better than snap chat. I would charge for snap if I ever did it anyway.

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At the moment, I am! Got out of a LONG relationship & AM NOT looking for another 1….EVER! Ok, for a long time! Lol….I have no time for anyone presently except for my family, puppies & work!

Me & my bitches!

  • iamlawrencefishburneBesides your website, you’re always working and running about. What exactly do you do for work/business?

Glad you asked! People always ask me this. 🙂  I’m an entrepreneur by nature and have my degree in business with an associates in psych. I own a real estate investment company & a bunch of vacation rental properties. I am a silent partner in a few businesses. I have a natural oil company where I make bio-diesel out of used vegetable oil. I also manage other models, guide them, help them with investments to secure a better future for themselves.  The adult business is something like icing for me. Its not my main source of income and will never be because I make SO much more in real estate :O)

  • serena_cacti06What’s the funniest thing you wanna do when your older… Like 60 ??? sliding down the biggest slide in the world? Something big and weird

Hmmmm… I don’t think I’ll be doing anything funny. I am a pretty serious person that likes to have fun but I am not the type to slide down anything lol! Hopefully when I am 60, I will be healthy & able to travel the world still. :O)

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  • manoffire83Do you have a bucket list? If so what are your top 5 thing you would love to do?

I don’t have a bucket list per say, I have a lot I want to accomplish and I put a LOT of pressure on myself. My biggest goal right now is to find balance. I can work until I’m dead and then what? I want to live, travel, learn, love, etc.

  • richie_cookAny chance of you and Angela White doing any GG in the future??

I would LOVE that! She seems so sweet & definitely my type. Tweet to her & ask ;o)

Until then, check my latest girly scene with the sexy Katie Banks!

I’m never attracted to someone by appearance at 1st…..EVER. I usually end up starting a friendship, developing a relationship with trust & then taking it to a romantic level. It takes me a while to warm up to people and I am really picky! Most men I date usually make me laugh, are successful, actual gentlemen (if a dude isn’t opening my door-BYE!), and are into the same things I am into or can intro me to new things I don’t know anything about yet. (which is hard, cuz I know everything AHAHAHAHAAAA JK!). HYGIENE! is big for me since I am OCD clean & keep all my shit; myself, my home, my car, my life…tight & right!

  •  besides the newest additions to your family I.e. Rosie and London what r the 3 best things to come into your life past 5 yrs.

Honestly, the last 5 years were pretty tough. I really don’t like to let everyone see all of the negative things & I try to stay UBER positive! The friendships that have developed from simply my putting myself out here on social media were unexpected and something I really cherish. And no I am not talking about the few hundred thousand followers that while I appreciate, I don’t know them ALL lol. I have a few people that have made me feel special when certain family & friends let me down. I will also be forever grateful for my health journey, while its not over yet…every obstacle is making me better & stronger! I have a long road ahead but with great friends & support, I will be A-ok!

Your questions were GREAT guys! Thanks for doing that. Hope you get a kick out of some of my answers 🙂 Until next we meet, have a fantastic week! xxoo

KISSES!

Brianna Jordan

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Red White & BOOBS!

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Happy Independence day ya’ll! I hope you’re all having a blast this weekend with your families! I am having a low key day at the pool with my daughters…and will grilling out, making filet mignon so I stay within my food plan! (healthy can be tasty too!)

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I hope you all have been well! I have been UUUUUBER busy, as per usual. I feel like I’m o repeat every time I say that shit. But its true! Although summer is slower for me, I have to play catch up with everything else and then shit always comes up!

I just had a really long but fun photoshoot at the Aria Hotel & casino. I got some really HOT & fun content :O)

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BTS

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Everyone loves the PORN BUNNY!

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Behind the scene capture

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My long time photog buddy Brian B who was the 1st photog to shoot me EVER in the biz for ModFX Models 🙂 Awwww

While that went well, I was quick to rush home to my little girl Rosie. Most of you that follow me know that she is having a lot of knee issues and at only 11 months old, its just too young to deal with that! She will need surgery but we meet with the surgeon tomorrow to decide if she’s old enough to pursue it immediately or if we have to wait a little while. I hope we don’t so that we can fix this & have her not be in pain anymore. Poor little girl has limited her activity levels because her knee constantly slips out!

Mommy's little firecrackers!

Mommy’s little firecrackers!

Well its time to order my pizza! Wanted to wish you all an amazing July 4th! Be safe! Please don’t drink & drive! Uber’s are so cheap now a days! Not worth risking someone else’s or your own life!

Stay tuned via Instagram for my next live show! INSTA 

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Xo Brianna

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TEXTBRIANNAJORDAN.COM

You might have heard the word? As you know, I LOVE fan interaction & sometimes I get SO busy its hard for me to reply to all of my instagram and twitter comments or even my emails, which I reserve for fan orders & business bookings. SOOOO!! I am SUPER EXCITED to announce that I am NOW accepting your TEXTS! You heard me correctly! I am going to GIVE YOU, FOR FREE, MY actual phone #. You can text me whatever you want! This way, its MUCH easier to reply back since I always have my Iphone handy.

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This is what it looks like when you go to textbriannajordan.com ——->Click HERE <——- to sign up for FREE! They even give you FREE credits to start texting RIGHT AWAY!

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Listen, this is how it works! You sign up to text yours truly FOR FREE! Yes, I am giving out my phone # for FREE BUT it won’t be free forever, so act quickly! Once I get your text, you say hello and we can chat about how your day was, something naughty that’s on your mind & THE BEST PART is that I send you REAL TIME LIVE selfies that ONLY YOU see! They won’t be posted on social media or on my membership website. These are special between you & I!

I am so excited to chat with you! Now you have unlimited access to ME! How fun!

Text me right now! I am waiting :O)

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XO Brianna Jordan

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